Whoever uses the same knife for both crunchy and smooth peanut butters is a sick person! Everybody knows that if you can't take the heat, get out the kitchen! Why must no one comment on my posts? Smiling polar bears are not the issue! If you wanted to chalk why didn't you just say so! Don't put the bold tips with the fine tips unless you want trash in your can! Iyaz can't do it for you! He can't walk the earth solo. You is a can and I is a can. We're all in this together once we know that we are, we're all stars and we see that we're all in this together and it shows when we stand, hand in hand, make our dreams come true.

Skidoo! There's another! When life gives you a protein shake, drink it. That's all I have to say about that. Personality isn't everything, but armadillos aren't naturally spherical. Don't be socially inept! You can put the kangaroo migration to a halt! T-Swizzle is the BUISness! She is H-core like no other. Would you like to hear me play the ukulele? and maybe sing you a song? Bruise begins with B and so does (hulla)Baloo.

Why can't everyone read ma blogblog! I can't believe i've gone almost 3 weeks without sugar! Justin Bibber is my heeeeero! Besides the awesome 80s girl on my front page deal! I've used more exclamation points in my life than all five Jonas Brothers! They're ma Jobabies! and I've decided Scoop Rubble and Beaker are some of my favorite words. And penguin and i'm sure i'll come up with some more later. Someday I'll be as famous as Kirby Heyborne or Wayne Whitlock. So i've been training like super hard for this TRESathlon for my whole Freakin life! And I am sooo ready I could run it, bike it, and swim it, right here right now all day every day!