Stretch your thigh and rescue a piglet. Matthew the Cube has wheels for feet and po' boys for sandwiches. I believe my socks are on the wrong feet, but it's not like I didn't bathe my pie recipes. Did you just buy the most authoritative paperbound dictionary of american usage? I did and that's why I know of the words Authoritative, Paperbound, and Dictionary. I already knew American. New band name: the Thing Things. Say it like a French citizen of France. Please excuse me as I now go watch the new video by NEWS for their new hit single...................Cherish!

Mellow greetings yooki-dooki! PLEASE stop looking at my patapouf. You are ruining Shelmerdine's view of the Mortab Open Mic Sunday. That's a fine way to treat a veteran! Stop pilgriming the chess board Thadeus! Blow out the candelabra so we can all have some birthday cake, says Jaret Reddick as he bowls for soup. Shouldn't all small hamsters be named after Cary's good friends? Bobby Filet really knows his sowces. All great dentists should know about coocumberse and creespy crackers. They Keel my life! Practice makes Pumpernickel. As in that darned, elusive Scarlet Pumpernickel. Oddsfish m'dear! The red lines should really go away cause I have my Roos pucket dictionary. Never be:

A mountain of ice!

A gallon of poison!

Jumping to conclusions!

The raging armadillos just might suck the desert penguin right out of your palp.

In case I don't see ya! There's that dented beetle! YES! Good juice, good juju and good berries! No use of the Oxford comma I might add. Have a Mega-Mart day!

I do believe that peach jam turns into raspberry when refrigerated. Only on occasion of course. If peach jam always turned into raspberry jam, what would be the point of even making peach jam? Ah! Not to worry! I found peach jam in another part of the fridge. Maybe the peach jam just produces a raspberry jam and then transports across the fridge! Oh I JUST discovered that the peach jam also duplicates itself and puts its clone on the outside of the fridge! Oh the wonderful mysteries of jam! Out of all the places on the outskirts of my plate I had to place my the thumb on the exact spot where jelly was spilled! One of the downsides of eating breakfast in the afternoon/early evening. I have two important things to tell you. Thing 1: My pineapples cat was found in a hat.

Thing 2: Red fish ALWAYS goes before blue fish.

I love to sing and dance way more than Troy and Gabriella! Sometimes I think it's even cooler than homework! Stay away from rabbit porcupines and gooey chocolate chip cookies.

Holla! says the green bean as she boogie boards the interNET. Does your holographic polar bear push your buttons I mean your mail cart? Chocolate likes me but do I like chocolate? Ciera S. has a wooden eye! She can't be a toad herder anymore *sideways frown face*. Don't give me that minced applesass! Some pigs are communists but you didn't here it from me! or G.O. How's that for a farm themed joke! This doesn't cut it but don't judge me just because I believe in science. You are my inspiration...Marie! Don't let it be a state of emergency says Nj with his administration. Shaun T is here for you! Be sure to drink your results and recovery formula and log on to beachbody.com!

Whoever uses the same knife for both crunchy and smooth peanut butters is a sick person! Everybody knows that if you can't take the heat, get out the kitchen! Why must no one comment on my posts? Smiling polar bears are not the issue! If you wanted to chalk why didn't you just say so! Don't put the bold tips with the fine tips unless you want trash in your can! Iyaz can't do it for you! He can't walk the earth solo. You is a can and I is a can. We're all in this together once we know that we are, we're all stars and we see that we're all in this together and it shows when we stand, hand in hand, make our dreams come true.

Skidoo! There's another! When life gives you a protein shake, drink it. That's all I have to say about that. Personality isn't everything, but armadillos aren't naturally spherical. Don't be socially inept! You can put the kangaroo migration to a halt! T-Swizzle is the BUISness! She is H-core like no other. Would you like to hear me play the ukulele? and maybe sing you a song? Bruise begins with B and so does (hulla)Baloo.

Why can't everyone read ma blogblog! I can't believe i've gone almost 3 weeks without sugar! Justin Bibber is my heeeeero! Besides the awesome 80s girl on my front page deal! I've used more exclamation points in my life than all five Jonas Brothers! They're ma Jobabies! and I've decided Scoop Rubble and Beaker are some of my favorite words. And penguin and i'm sure i'll come up with some more later. Someday I'll be as famous as Kirby Heyborne or Wayne Whitlock. So i've been training like super hard for this TRESathlon for my whole Freakin life! And I am sooo ready I could run it, bike it, and swim it, right here right now all day every day!